hidden skank

A girl who sleeps around with every guy possible, but isn't classified as a whore or skank because of her high academics such as being ranked or near the rank of a valedictorian which hides the skankness.
Abigail: "That asshole cheated on me with bitch ass Stacy."

Daun: "Valedictorian Stacy?"

Abigail: "YES!"

Daun: "OMG, she was with Bret like a few days ago. She is such a hidden skank."
by Vanity_$ January 23, 2009
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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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wank skank

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner
you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!
by ashthetash June 03, 2014
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Skank wrangler

Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.

The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.
by Wrangler of Skanks August 15, 2011
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Skank Moocher

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.
Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.
by SliceOfPudding June 04, 2023
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pussy skank

Teresa is such a pussy skank!
by Eni6Ma October 22, 2018
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Drank Skank

1. noun: The alcohol equivalent of a cock block.

(interchangable with "king of the party foul")

2. verb: to prevent from attaining or drinking alcohol (especially minors)
1: parents that never leave, cerfews, younger siblings, and the worst of all the infamous bro-po or Brookline Police

"man i really wanted to have a party tonight but my parents are home, such drank skanks!"

2: "ugh the bro-po showed up and totally drank skanked us like 10 mins into that party"
by meskch August 16, 2009
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