insta wood

When a chick turns you on so bad that you go from limp to rock hard instantly.

Dude, when i saw your mom i got insta wood.

by Lord Icon February 3, 2010

fire wood

Another word for Ghonoreah. Used from the guy perspective.

Ryan: Dude! I made sweet sweet love to this hot slut last night.
James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.

by Marshbag October 16, 2006

wood-pecker

A dildo from the 1800's.

Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!

by Roger Buttram January 21, 2007

Katy Wood

Famous phtographer, especially within the Booker T. Washington HSPVA community located in Dallas, TX. Wood's photograph's are composed of portraits within the outdoors but mostly composed of urban environments around her hometown of Dallas.

1) Wood's photographs will make you hate your life.

2) A Wood photograph is the best photograph.
3) Count on Katy Wood to take the art of photography to another level.

by BiPolar the Cat May 12, 2009

James Woods

A man-child.

When he acts so wacky he is such a James Woods

by cassassy June 13, 2014

morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

wood chip

When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.

That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011