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Muff Stuffing

Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked
1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"
by MuffStuffcreator69 April 27, 2021
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sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.
by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016
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muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.
by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023
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Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".
Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"
by Reginald Cartwright III September 16, 2015
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mystery-muff

Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.

One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.

When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.

Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.

Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)

Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
Can you believe the tits on that mystery-muff? I am gonna hit that shit on this trip baby! Oh Yeah!
by ObWan July 29, 2010
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Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.
"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."
by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017
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muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.
Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009
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