Habanero Hurricane

Eating hot peppers along with equal parts laxatives.

May God have mercy.

You: (Friend), I had the worst night.
Friend: Why? What happened?
You: Habanero Hurricane
Friend: I'm So Sorry.

by TheSlangMaker420 February 21, 2021

Hurricane Hermine

A soggy, wet towel which slapped Florida. It used to be a tropical storm, but evolved into a hurricane. Nobody likes Hermine.

"Did you see Hurricane Hermine yesterday? It was crazy. Floods everywhere!"

by grundsätzlich September 2, 2016

hurricane Jen

This is when a girl gives you a tornado style blowjob so hard she gets blisters on her hands then tears come out of her eyes from gagging, upon providing the payload , the man says “pew pew pew”

Dude, it’s my birthday and hurricane Jen hit my house. She’s still crying.

by Happy man man November 23, 2024

Hurricane

A convenient way to get a new house. However, it can also kill you, and everyone else in the neighbourhood gets a new house as well. Varies by category, going from simple repairs to complete house replacement. Works best in Florida.

hurricane: *destroys roof of house*
dude: aww yeah I wanted a new house, thanks!

by l0l_ May 28, 2018

Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.

My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Hurricane Katrina

An intentional and drunken act in which a person, fully embracing their inebriated state, spins in a circle while pissing, spraying the entire room/stall with a golden shower.

"Why is the bathroom reeking of piss?"
"Because Trevor pulled a Category 5 Hurricane Katrina last night... again!"

by Coleslaw1369 July 5, 2025

Hurricane Sheri

Stay as far away as possible at all times. Sheri is cursed. Lot's of damage. Stay Strong.

Watch out Hurricane Sheri is in town

by HurricaneSheriCanSuckIt May 2, 2022