gym

a holy temple that gathers some of the gayest straight males and some of the straightest gay males to lift weights together and compliment one another's calves

A: a smoking hot blondie with a 40-inch bust asked me on a date today
B: oh that's awesome man, have a nice time
A: i turned her down lmao, ain't no way in hell i'm skipping my previous bro time in the gym

by kickmexicans March 20, 2022

Gym Balls

When your sack has been through an intense workout or some sort of physical activity and now its at its full cheesiest.

“Damn, that was a great workout…. (Sits down and car and starts engine) goddamn smells like gym balls in here.”

by Streezydapreacher November 30, 2021

gym

somewhere you need to go.

"The person reading this really needs to go to the gym to become cool" *insert zyzz*

by nuh uh. August 26, 2023

Gym

somewhere you will never go

you pass the gym to go to Burger King you fatass

by 5moos la 9edk March 11, 2024

cancel gyms

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.

Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!

by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023

Gym

The place that made me a person. It kept my sanity in place when facing dark times. The place of which the effect it has on a person cannot be described. It taught me much about life. It is the reason why so many people have become better, not through luck, but through their own action and volition.

Guy: I’ll start going to the gym. I need to change and become a stronger, a better person.

by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent August 16, 2023

gym motivation

(gym motivation) nudes / porn used in the gym to get the “pump” going

hey could you send me some gym motivation

by thatgymguyishim December 3, 2024