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Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.
Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up
by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014
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smurf muff

Alexis has a total smurf muff
by Cool chikca May 17, 2018
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smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.
Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.
by deadviserion December 2, 2017
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Smurf jam

When a midget creams
Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)
Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022
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Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue
"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"
by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021
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