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P-port

A rather demure term for a bathroom.
-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack?
*You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color.

-Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port.

*No problem. I love you!
by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013
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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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Panamanian Port-O-Potty

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.
I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!
by Freako Depot April 30, 2025
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Port Republic

a backwater suburb 20 minutes outside of Atlantic City. If you’re from here you know how the public school hired a pedo for a choir teacher, and the church defended him. That’s this town’s legacy. Other than that it’s full of parents forgetting to raise their kids, and gossip moms with nothing better to do than ignore their falling marriages. The delinquent kids drove the old hags of Port to complain about anything related to children having a childhood on a facebook page appropriately named Port Gang.
I’m from Port Republic” “where?”
by PortRepublicResident May 8, 2022
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Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
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Port-cartier

a shity place in québec, canada, with nothing to do
with only 7000 peoples
NOTHING TO DO
DONT GO THERE
if you are port-carquois, if you want to do something fun, go to Sept-îles.
dude1; i gonna go to port-cartier for my road trip to Québec

dude2; bro no, dont go there, go to Les îles Migan, there macareux there

dude 1; thank u bro
by nateleon May 23, 2022
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thinks her piss is port wine

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
by Carol Knight July 7, 2023
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