pencil

a wooden stick with poison to stab people in the eye with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dear teachers, this is a perfect weapon for u to use against those students you hate...
Good luck starting the purge of pencils

by ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) March 5, 2019

2B Pencils

Better in every single way than HB Pencils

2B Pencils piss all over HB Pencils

by 2B 0r Not 2B August 12, 2019

wire pencil

it is a pencil made of wire

hey Tate sauce the wire pencil i need to write with my wire pencil

by sosyyyyy September 10, 2019

Pencil

A thing u right with

Hey can u give me that pencil

by Hey I’m here October 11, 2019

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017