A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023
 Get the muff unicornmug.
Get the muff unicornmug. by Not Diana  July 26, 2017
 Get the puff the muffmug.
Get the puff the muffmug. by Phaqer February 20, 2022
 Get the Road muffmug.
Get the Road muffmug. by shotatcommand April 1, 2009
 Get the Muff Ovenmug.
Get the Muff Ovenmug. Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
by ObWan July 29, 2010
 Get the mystery-muffmug.
Get the mystery-muffmug. by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019
 Get the Muffe Timemug.
Get the Muffe Timemug. When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff
by bringerofgoodtimes April 3, 2011
 Get the Muff-bluffmug.
Get the Muff-bluffmug.