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Beta Vulgaris

To beet your meat at a bath house.
I met a guy in Providence and watched him beta vulgaris.
by Bucket West Miguel December 19, 2024
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beta

when someone doesn't stay up 5 hours to write their essay that is due the next morning
what an absolutely D I S G U S T I N G beta of creature, ew
by alphaKA November 15, 2020
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Beta Safe

Beta Safe is a term used in various pornography for content that betas are "safe" to watch. This can be censored content, nonnudes, or gay porn.
Beta1: My mistress told me I can only edge to beta safe content this month. It's going to be hard
by GooniiBoi February 13, 2025
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Beta Squad

6 british black fine autistic gay gentlemen who make entertainment content on Youtube.
Whos your favourite out of the Beta Squad?
by surkoner December 7, 2023
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Beta male

My beta male uncle desperately trying to look cool in front of me royally fucked up my go kart
by Juan_R December 23, 2022
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Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.
You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.
by AllyBeeNice December 20, 2023
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beta fagot

Similar to the beta male, the beta fagot is one who rejects the masculine and manly side to a greater extent to the furthest beta a man can exceed. He tents to hold on to his emotional side and relies on his more feminine side. He typically doesn't lift, doesn't play sports, and usually refers to other men as "toxic".
Ya you know Harry Styles, he's a total beta fagot. He wears women's clothing and totally doesn't lift!
by TheGoldenDragon69 December 9, 2021
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