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Allenitis

Contagious disease that causes you to clap when you laugh

(Common) in Fort Lauderdale
A young boy caught allenitis and went home clapping to his parents ! His parents were worried 😔
by Crews corner April 25, 2019
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van helsing allen

A person very careless but attentive unless that person is occupied thinking of something grand to them, they like to see the world for them self’s and see everything and experience everything with or without anybody. They have been through so much in their lives and haven’t had a good time but they will never tell you that. Their history is so hidden from everyone apart from one person, that person is the one person they love dearest to them and they are so amazed about that person and love them so much but always fail to show it and feel sorrow about it completely.
Wow Van Helsing Allen is such in asshole and doesn’t care about anything not even his Girlfriend or family
by I am very hang March 7, 2020
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Callum Allen

Callum allen is a guy who has a massive cock. He has the biggest cock there is. When your with him all you can think is God please make him fuck here right now
That's callum allen his cock is so big it's hanging out of his clothes
by Luke mattww October 21, 2021
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Allen Ma

The second oldest member of a kpop group CRAVITY. He can sing, rap, dance, choreograph and produce songs. Often referred as Leoni/Leni (hyung). The thief of LUVITY's hearts, the cutest ever human being.
Person 1: Look! It's cravity, a group I told you about.
Person 2: Yeah, I remember. Wait, who is this cute guy?
Person 1: Oh, it's Allen Ma. Do you like him?
Person 2: I think I might stan this group...
by Puma with daisies July 5, 2022
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carter allen

by Roy kiss boys April 18, 2024
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Allening

A person who searches or seeks people that are married. Finding that it’s easier to not have to do any of the “heavy lifting” of a traditional relationship. Not having to buy gifts, care for, be with or even claim the other person. Making it easy because the other already has responsibilities, feelings, and accountability to someone else with the burden of them finding out keeping as a barrier of extra security of information if the affair leaking.
These people that partake in ‘Allening’ usually aren’t afraid of it or hide it by asking blatant questions like “Are you married?” Or “let me see that ring?” To ease into seeing if the victim is ripe for the taking. All known as ‘Fishing’ for information. These type are usually military/law enforcement, and or counselors. Usually knowing the level of sex appeal they possess, using to the hunt for their prey. Sometimes they boost this by working out, riding a motorcycle, or even operating business that bring that ‘client base’ like selling dogs or other things.
Yo, you see Mark looking at Jessica’s ring and still flirting?

Yea he’s Allening around. He’s into girls with husbands.
by ThatGuyTaco October 11, 2025
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Allen

honestly the worst baiter the world has ever seen. asian kevin durant. unstoppable menace. keep your girl protected. man is always on the hunt watch out. sucks at coc
noun (n)- Did you see Allen there? he’s scaring me.

adj (a)- god, why you allening so hard right now?
by shadowfire357 September 29, 2021
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