rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.
1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
by omgzzzz December 22, 2004
Get the Eastern Techmug. by NM Rox March 15, 2005
Get the tech gogglesmug. A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.
"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "
by SilkyJ August 25, 2021
Get the Tech-Dickingmug. by blob07 January 25, 2022
Get the tech titanmug. a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money
"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A
"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B
"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B
by a very annoyed cs major March 3, 2023
Get the tech bromug. Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can
by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018
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