Tumble Twat

A Tumblr user that gets offended at anything and everything you say.

George: You're gorgeous!

Alexandra: You fucking fuck boy! Why do you have to oppress women?

George: No need to be a tumble twat.

by pineapples8264 April 16, 2016

The Mexican Tumbleweed

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

by Finlonger October 21, 2014

Tumblrite

ˈtʌmˌbləɹ.aɪt noun. A person (potentially a user of tumblr) who cannot take a joke, takes everything literally and way too seriously, gets easily offended by anything and everything, and insists that everything must be completely politically correct and non-offensive to everyone.

Tim just got offended at some stupid little joke I made, he's such a tumblrite.

by MrJoshTheEpic March 7, 2017

Tumble Weave

Noun. A chunk of weave found laying on the ground, possibly torn out during a fight or perhaps just pulled out and left by a lazy bag. Synthetic (sometimes real) ball of human hair.

"Beware the rolling tumble weaves."

by SuperDuckyWho June 3, 2013

Topeka Tumbleweed

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

Lake county dirty tumble weed

A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.

Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!

by Ihatetweakers July 18, 2021

tumblralysis

State where the body goes into complete numbness and the person only stares at a blue screen with random posts by subjects he/she follows. The brain can only send messages to the index finger with which subjects hits refresh every 4 seconds.
Only memes can undo this unfortunate state.

She didn't do anything about work the whole day, due to tumblralysis.

by Agent3Z April 1, 2009