A nice, albeit mischievious creature, often depicted as being tall and lanky with mottled skin, long hair, and a hooked nose.
On the other hands, trolls have been known to be huge and vicious carnivores, eating up to thirty humans in a single meal.
On the other hands, trolls have been known to be huge and vicious carnivores, eating up to thirty humans in a single meal.
by h3jm4k December 22, 2003
Th kind of a troll that common net-trolls cannot out-troll in forums. Genuinely smart, a Master Troll is commonly the *most* clever of trolls who usually leaves other net-trolls and innocent preys mentally beat up ain frustration or even anger.
Unlike common net-trolls, Master Trolls are at times a friend to many. He seldom or even never puts himself under the threads of others to seek attention. He usually starts his own "troll thread" as a venue, with the capacity to lure other trolls and counter trolls for a challenge which triggers their hunger for revenge in a battle of wits.
Unlike common net-trolls, Master Trolls are at times a friend to many. He seldom or even never puts himself under the threads of others to seek attention. He usually starts his own "troll thread" as a venue, with the capacity to lure other trolls and counter trolls for a challenge which triggers their hunger for revenge in a battle of wits.
a Master Troll (MT) writes a troll topic/thread...
-- gets replies...
regular visitor: @MT you don't make sense.. ideas ideas... ,
troll1: @MT GFYS ##$$#!!%& and @regular visitor **&@&*@
troll2: @MT you know nothing! I am the best $^^%&&#& piece of S%%&
angry visitor: @MT $$* --- and long narrative reply slams slams
counter troll: dont mind @MT he's as stupid as he can be
netopath: @MT I own you, I'll report you with your IP etc....
MT: thanks @troll1, any more snacks for me?
<troll1 leaves>
MT: @troll2, define "dim"
<troll2 get's caught thinking and distracted retaliates>
<MT treats troll2 like troll1 but repeatedly shows how short troll2 is>
<other readers understand's MT and bashes troll2>
<troll2 leaves and promises vengeance>
MT: @angry - you know i'm right here are point a,b,c as proof. Thoughts?
<angry visitor leaves>
MT: @counter what's your proof?
<@counter sometimes exchange replies but runs out of arguments, get's caught and leaves>
MT: @netopath deny it or not, I'm your Master... ready your toungue, here's my butt.
<netopath replies - nah... I own you, till we meet again &$$ #0l3>
<netopath leaves eyeing for a next vengeance>
MT: @regular visitor - ideas, ideas, ideas ...
(discussion or trolling continues)
Master Troll says... :-)
-- gets replies...
regular visitor: @MT you don't make sense.. ideas ideas... ,
troll1: @MT GFYS ##$$#!!%& and @regular visitor **&@&*@
troll2: @MT you know nothing! I am the best $^^%&&#& piece of S%%&
angry visitor: @MT $$* --- and long narrative reply slams slams
counter troll: dont mind @MT he's as stupid as he can be
netopath: @MT I own you, I'll report you with your IP etc....
MT: thanks @troll1, any more snacks for me?
<troll1 leaves>
MT: @troll2, define "dim"
<troll2 get's caught thinking and distracted retaliates>
<MT treats troll2 like troll1 but repeatedly shows how short troll2 is>
<other readers understand's MT and bashes troll2>
<troll2 leaves and promises vengeance>
MT: @angry - you know i'm right here are point a,b,c as proof. Thoughts?
<angry visitor leaves>
MT: @counter what's your proof?
<@counter sometimes exchange replies but runs out of arguments, get's caught and leaves>
MT: @netopath deny it or not, I'm your Master... ready your toungue, here's my butt.
<netopath replies - nah... I own you, till we meet again &$$ #0l3>
<netopath leaves eyeing for a next vengeance>
MT: @regular visitor - ideas, ideas, ideas ...
(discussion or trolling continues)
Master Troll says... :-)
by ChaosOrder April 15, 2013
"Trolling is a art" is perhaps the definitive statement regarding trolling. If we define trolling as the intentional disruption of another's emotional well being, often through a feigned promotion of an unpopular belief, or political position, the statement is in itself a troll. The deliberate use of "a" where "an" should be is likely to arouse a negative reaction among those concerned with correct english usage. The fact that the statement is itself directly referring to trolling and the art thereof gives further power to its effect; if you're jimmies are rustled by this statement, its author has succeeded, and its veracity has been confirmed.
jimbob: you're balls are lo thus as a small mammal.
fred:You fucking faggot, you meant "your."
jimbob: Trolling is a art.
fred: I think you meant "an." Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it?
fred:You fucking faggot, you meant "your."
jimbob: Trolling is a art.
fred: I think you meant "an." Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it?
by caucasian absconded with my bi November 22, 2013
An internet user who upon noticing that some internet content such as a blog, social networking update etc. has yet to be commented on, types the comment 'First'.
This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.
An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.
First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.
An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.
First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
by Museite August 03, 2010
by lyneisha May 21, 2007
.05% of the world is a born troll. It’s when you are un-trollable and you can practically troll anyone except for born trolls.
by Rack-wowowo April 13, 2021