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Toted

you have taken an exceeded amount of xanax bars
boy "i'm so toted i can't see straight"

boy "Your such a tote"
by BL0DR04LLD4Y January 12, 2011
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Moan Tones

Instead of a standard ringer, or a ringer of a song, moan tones cause a cell phone to make deep, ecstatic moaning noises, as one makes when one has an orgasm, when one recives a call. Popularised by adult film star Jenna Jameson.
(ohh! unhh! yea!) Thats my moan tones, hold on.
by Anternam April 4, 2006
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Tote-bagger

A small constituency of upper middle class and piddling rich folks, often with advanced degrees, who tend to be moderately liberal on social issues and moderately conservative on fiscal issues. They all long for a “technocratic” leader who will listen to the experts (the middle way folks!) to enact sensible policies (supported by the middle way who benefit directly from them).

A reference to Teabaggers, since they are equally deluded.
Jon Stewart is the patron saint of Tote-baggers. They don't think he's funny; they think he's God.
by Punditos Maximos October 26, 2015
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Webbed Toes

When Toes are joined together by a flap of skin giving the look of frog like toes.
Example 1 - ohh my god what is wrong with your toes they look like they are webbed toes.
by Nate Eats November 27, 2013
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topes

by Philbertos April 5, 2008
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throw some toes in the air

I'm so horny. I need to throw some toes in the air.
by NecroVMX February 15, 2004
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tote bag

A bookbag that mainly teenage girls use to hold their shit in. Probably shit that won't fit in their jeans because those are too tight. I think that girls believe they are more fashionable with one and that it makes them look/feel a lot more womanly or feminine. Even if you are a shim, it
can boost your confidence. At school, its a replacement for a backpack. It's also a lot cooler to run in because if you're going to be late to class, you don't want your fat and overstuffed backpack (full of calculators, multi-colored highlighters, cheap lip gloss, and completed homework) flopping against your back and look like a complete dumbass. You can fit as much shit in your tote bag and it will still not look as gay and bulky as the backpack you previously used. If you go to the mall, you'll probably see about every other fucking girl with one on their shoulder. Sometimes girls carry two because they're just to lazy or embarassed to carry a bigger bag that will hold all of it...
Paul: Check out that girl's tote bag. She probably has nothing but her cell phone in it.

Ben: Ha. My sister paid me 10 dollars to drive her to Pac Sun just so she could buy one like every other 14 year old.
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