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Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021
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Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019
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Two-nother

When you're having more than one drink at the bar, and buying another round.
"Thank you, sir. May I have two-nother? "
by Slamton June 29, 2018
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Two Leggee

The person who gets with the two legger.
John: you see that girl over there
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee
by Luckyboi420 January 29, 2022
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two-legged

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.
In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.
by BdubCav October 7, 2015
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two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.
They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!
by Eljaybean January 7, 2011
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