Time haters

First used on the chappelle show, a sketch where three african american men and a chinese-american man go back in time to the 1800's to call a single slavemaster "a cracker" then later a honky.

"We are the time haters and we have travelled all the way through time to call you a cracker "

The time haters also went on to explain the word cracker and its origins.....

by The time haterszzzz April 15, 2012

Dover Time

When you supervisor or manager that is on salary comes in late and leaves early with out a decrease in pay.

Hey Dave came into work at 5 today and left at 9, but still got paid for 8hrs, he's working some serious Dover Time.

by JMAC2 May 5, 2011

Filo Time

The act of being as late as a filipino, can be arriving to or starting an event. Originates from the philippines as traffic will always make you late. Usually relates to 30min - 1hr late.

Miguel "wasn't the show supposed to start at 7?"
Rica "oh they are running of filo time"

John "wheres rob?

Steve "filo time"

by OAU January 11, 2011

Dime time

The amount of time a dime ass jiggles after you slap it.

Her ass hit a full 3 second dime time after a slapped it. She has a dime ass for sure.

by 100caveman November 15, 2016

Squeeze Time

The time after you've jacked off and are just sitting there while your cum leaks out onto a towel.

- Hey Jack can you turn your webcam on?
- Sorry, I;m having my squeeze time right now.

by brob4ho1111 January 22, 2010

Tweaker Time

The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.

Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!

Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?

Glen: Wow...

by Have YOU seen my keys? July 28, 2011

Screen Time

A terrible feature that takes away kids/teens happiness and freedom.

Alexi: Wanna play roblox?
Stormi: Sorry dude I have Screen Time.

by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn March 15, 2021