Thanos

absolutely SWOLE!

You’re thanos.

by purple boi November 22, 2021

thanos

a very angry grape with a purple "ruffles" chip stuck to his lip, with a yellow glove, and collects colorful rocks; or a gay ripoff of darkseid.

if the "earths mightiest heroes" couldn't defeat a very angry grape, than marvel is in trouble because thanos be a gay darkseid.

by epic dankness May 12, 2019

Thanos

Verb. When you fist your girl in the ass and then snap your fingers while inside.

I was Thanos-ing my girl and when I snapped my fingers her shit disappeared.

by TheB1GLebowsG April 27, 2019

THANOS

BUFF DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRYING UP GRAPE THAT OWNS A BIG FAT GLOVE THAT HOLDS ROCKS THAT HE STOLE FROM THE BANK

THANOS HAS LEGIT CANCER AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY

by bbkidz November 3, 2019

Thanos

A Murder Grape

Don’t try eating that grape, Thanos has possessed it.

by GalacticKiwi January 8, 2021

Thanos

a big purple grape that recently got surgery

Hey ima go to the hospital to see thanos after his surgery

by Gregconroy1 May 11, 2019

Thanos

A bald thicc ass purple space raisin running around with a granny's yellow oven mitt and a wack ass rock collection

That nigga thanos caught a fade while making breakfast

by Big Capper Dubbz April 29, 2019