Thanos

a living purple dildo

Look its thanos, the dildo man

by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019

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A giant prune wondering around space with a shiny styrofoam glove and gay rocks.

Thanos has a nice rock collection

by Sonnerie July 22, 2019

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The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.

Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"

by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019

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a very angry grape with a purple "ruffles" chip stuck to his lip, with a yellow glove, and collects colorful rocks; or a gay ripoff of darkseid.

if the "earths mightiest heroes" couldn't defeat a very angry grape, than marvel is in trouble because thanos be a gay darkseid.

by epic dankness May 12, 2019

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A of poo that comes and flushes 50% of the Lysol toilet detergent

Why is there a thanos coming out of my booty?

by 12121212121212121212 November 2, 2019

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Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

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