While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.
"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"
"Well you could always do the thanos"
"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"
"Well you could always do the thanos"
"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"
by Testicular cancer is no joke February 15, 2019
by Anyononononymousy December 2, 2019
When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.
by Chris Gr June 25, 2018
An act of genocide in which one person kills half of their family or town leaving the rest of them to start a new life.
by [Worries] January 23, 2020
Thanos has nice rock collection
by RussianSlav November 3, 2018
by Loki_the_killer May 2, 2018
A purple man with a nut-sack chin that loves collecting rocks. He also loves adopting random children after murdering their family.
by Stutter Butter April 11, 2019