Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

mustard coloured drinking voucher

/mus-terd cul-erd drinc-in vow-cha/

colloquialism of the nounage variety:
An Australian denomination of bank note with a face value of 50 Australian dollars.

Sluring his words, Macka urgently exclaimed ..."Where do ya reckon is the nearest hole in the wall..?,... gota geta nudda cupla mustard coloured drinking vouchers before they fuckin run out of piss"

by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

Spilling the mustard everywhere

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"

"Why is Alina always spilling the mustard everywhere?"
"I don't know, maybe she want's attention"

by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.

Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.

by Little Jonn August 20, 2024

Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024