father-out-law

When unmarried, your significant other's father.

I'm going to get dinner with my father-out-law tonight.

by pyba January 22, 2016

father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Abusive Step Father

Your Step Dad

Your Step Dad Beat's You he's a Abusive Step Father

by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 15, 2019

Zero Father Figures

When you reply to raptv’s tweets with “YB better” “youngboy would never” “post youngboy” or “don’t care”

wow look at that jobless weirdo that commented yb better under raptv’s reply’s he must have zero father figures

by bigbaddaddy;) May 02, 2021

ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

by keay March 28, 2018

Are you my father?

Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.

person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.

by Beastmode1158 November 02, 2020

Ur father a fister

When someone calls your sister a mister. Respond with this

Tony:ursister a mister
James:ur father a fister

by j.r05 March 24, 2018