don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

by mrpotty October 3, 2007

Teasered

(Derived from the word: Tasered)
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.

Example:
Dude: So how'd it go with that chick?
Victim of Teasering: Man, she teasered me last night. I can't believe it!

by Elysium9 December 23, 2008

Tasered

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

Taseonna

Taseonna is the most beautiful girl ever!Taseonna May not think she is beautiful but she truly is inside and outside!Taseonna is the most outgoing, fun loving, caring girl you can find. Taseonna befriended by a lot of people due to her no bullshit attitude. Taseonna is sensitive and quiet and likes to keep to herself ,but not all the time Taseonna wants to be loved.Taseonna Makes an amazing girlfriend due to her loyalty an caring manure. If you let Taseonna get away your doomed to regret letting her get away for the rest of your days boo.Taseonna never lets a friend down.Taseonna the most beautiful girl to ever exist!

Rosabella:I made a new friend today she is wonderful person to be around she is a nice person and really beautiful.
Micheal: She must be a Taseonna

by R3d Gyal September 9, 2019

teamed

The enjoyable experience of receiving hand or oral sexual satisfaction during active participation of an online meeting.

Did you see Carly’s face halfway in during Monday morning’s meeting?
Yeah, I reckon she was getting well teamed under her desk!

by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Teasing

When someone is turning you on but you can't do anything because you're at school

Oliver was teasing me during math

by person#13333333 June 4, 2018

ass over teakettle

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006