Taint Tickling

the act of tickling a females taint with your index and middle finger.

"yo i was taint tickling this bitch for 3 hours straight!!"

by mr. fetus December 19, 2008

Taint Purse

N. 1. A purse or handbag made of extracted taints. 2. A disgusting partially practical thing 3. One who is hardly useful and disgusting.

Minnish loved his mullet, handle bar mustache and strawberry milk so he is a taint purse.

by akseerkris February 7, 2010

Taint-tooer

A tattoo artist who specializes in performing tattoos specifically on the taint

Sean: Hey Bill, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my taint!
Bill: Really? If thats the case, I have the best taint-tooer in town, he will hook u up big time

by Reports Ordah January 13, 2011

Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

TAINT LOVER

Japhous. One who loves a taint on his face.

As Japhous worked his way up the ranks to be Taint Master, he also became Jenny's Taint Lover.

by Tomasshole September 25, 2006

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

taint gnats

Taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. Theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region...these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. See also Poon Gnats.

As the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, I prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.

by JBMX81 January 7, 2011