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Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.
Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.
by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 13, 2018
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Tactical Jäger-Bomb

The act of doing a Jäger-Bomb during a night out when you start to feel tired, using the effect of the caffeine of Red Bull with the added bonus of the alcohol in Jäegermeister
“Bro I am so tired, I’m going to have a tactical Jäger-Bomb”
by Chuck Shiesty August 4, 2023
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tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.
Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”
by Edy Francis December 3, 2017
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Tactical Nuke

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.
Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*
by banana overlord February 7, 2022
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tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus
Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.
by 1strangepapi January 25, 2020
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Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.
Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."
by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025
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Tactical Squad, away!

a phrase originating from the 1975 racist comedy movie “Darktown Strutters” used when rallying a group of people to do something very questionable and/or racist.
by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024
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