Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

swimming

death

Swimming is pure death

by victorcheeseball January 6, 2017

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Swimming

A form of mental torture which involves putting one in clothes which makes one feel insecure and expecting one t Nov through the water while gasping for air. Worse when you're an older child having to do it with younger children.

Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!

by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022

swimming armadillo

a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party

by ronald19 August 21, 2016

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

swim

a sport that makes you wanna die

i’ll kill myself cause of swim

by seecascarl April 13, 2019