Switch Hitter

Either a male or female who would just as easily choke on sperm as they would on pussy juice. In other words, they are a bi-sexual.

I never figured little Jimmy to be a switch hitter until the rumor got around that he parked his beef bus in Old Man Whithers's asshole.

by J Milbs November 3, 2007

light switch

an extremely small dick

Buddy was afraid to change with the guys before and after hockey games because he was hung like a light switch.

by myk4bz October 29, 2006

switch

to turn nasty or change personality.

If he does that again I'm going to switch on him...

by Mazza February 5, 2005

Taylor Swiftin

1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public

1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin

by Alanan February 19, 2010

Taylor Swift

A 20 year old, who acts like a 9 year old, that sounds like a dying ferret with down syndrome. Her "music" appeals to young, insecure, tone deaf individuals who for some reason think she can ACTUALLY sing, and for some reason, each of her terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.

Taylor Swift cannot sing to save her life.

by Sampsonlong March 29, 2010

Suzuki Swift

The ghettoist car ever. Sometimes confused with Datsuns. Big mistake! Suzuki Swift's have unrivalled acceleration, handling and grip as well as having a perfectly aerodynamic shape.

That cool guy George has a Suzuki Swift

by jamboy braaap December 19, 2006

Swiftboated

To have your credibility attacked by an a dishonest political machine. Named for four ads run by a conservative group of Vietnam War veterans called Swiftboat Veterans for Truth (SBVT) during the 2004 presidential campaign.

The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.

These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.

Steve: The New York Post ran a story that Al Pacino is a child molester. They're trying to swiftboat him.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.

by kickflipthecat July 29, 2010