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Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.
by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004
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jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"
by tommy anderson August 20, 2006
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Bindi Surprise

The act of shitting in a persons mailbox, then placing a firecracker in the shit and lighting it. The goal is to see how long it is until the person has to buy a new mailbox.
"Dude! Last weekend was sick! We got really drunk then went and had a Bindi Surprise in somebodys mailbox!"
by Derpa Derpa Derpa June 6, 2009
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Irish Surprise

The foul act of taking a massive dump and leaving the scene without flushing the toilet.
Steve left us an Irish Surprise this morning after brunch. But what surprised me the most was that he didn’t even use toilet paper.
by joemeez July 6, 2019
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Early Morning Suprise

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.
Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.
by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009
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Icey Hot Suprise

Icey Hot Suprise is when you replace the lubricant on a condom with icey hot with out telling the girl you are about to screw. She will be very suprised when she gets a burning sensation during sex.
Ted-I gave linda the icey hot suprise last night, and she wasnt happy with the burning sensation.
by Mike kunt 333 September 6, 2010
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the McLovin suprise

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.
Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.
by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008
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