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Hawaiian surprise

When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
I’m going to give my aunt a Hawaiian surprise this thanksgiving
by Duffy Kong March 8, 2019
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Shaq Surprise

The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020
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slippery surprise

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.
"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."
by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014
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Surprise Stoner

One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.
Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
by TeamS June 24, 2012
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KC Surprise

A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.
I was fucking this chick the other night and pulled out for a KC surprise.
by BigbeardedBoy August 11, 2019
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himalayan surprise

Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.
Himalayan Surprise

Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!

Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
by 2jm022 February 13, 2022
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Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
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