Food stalker

When someone stares at your plate and then ask you if you have had enough and try to control the food to ensure they can eat to their maximum benefit

Woman- *walks out with plate of mac n cheese*

Brian- “you got enough, do you want me to pack you any for lunch” (eyeing the amount of mac n cheese left in pot)
Woman- you’re such a food stalker

by Stupidshhittt December 17, 2019

Back-Stalker

his Internet Troll will pour through your archives until he or she finds something you wrote that contradicts something you’ve written more recently.

This Back-Stalker will pointed out everything. Every time you write anything

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 3, 2020

scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.

I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.

by oldsport December 31, 2014

Burrows the Death stalker

Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.

Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...

by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017

Bobby the stalker

Bobby is a stalker.
Bobby stalks you at night.
He is always spying on you but you can’t see him👹👹👹👹👹👿👿👿👿👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡

Bobby the stalker is stalking me!!!

by Bobby the stalker😈😈 June 2, 2022

Stalker

someone who knows everything about some one but denies it and secretly wants them

Man it must suck to be jessie ben is always stalkng her

by kodish August 29, 2003

Stalkerish

To take a stranger, as beautiful as she may be, and immortalize her on ones' body in ink.

I think Glitch, a Suicide Girl, is gorgeous. She also seems to be smart and portrays a sense of individuality that most beautiful women do not.

I say she seems to have those wonderful qualities because I've never met her. The only communication I've had with her is through my computer screen.

So in conclusion, I'm going to get a full back tattoo of her face. My friends say the decision is stalkerish, but have never met me in person either. I think I'm going to unsubscribe them from my twitter now.

by Bepidemic February 18, 2010