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squatijike 

A squatijike is a mammal made by Wilbur Soot with 4 hooves, 2 arms, a giant head, and an absolutely ripped body.
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The best gym exercise to prevent you from having chicken legs.
- I wanna see 10 squats in the chat right now ApuSquats
squats by ifbeefreadsthisxD September 6, 2021
a word used as another way to say nothing
Billy.Did you curse at miss floorlick .
I didnt say squat.
Squat by emochick_ January 10, 2022

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
Squatting Shit Box by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

squatamalian 

A Guatamalian who constantly squats on street corners watching the world go by
We drove down krome avenue and waved at the squatamalians selling papayas
squatamalian by Dr Squatch jr December 9, 2022

Fot-squatch

noun.
a ball sack with feet
He looked like a Fot-squatch he was so fat.
Fot-squatch by Melia B February 17, 2008