dirty sanchez

when anyone male or female stick there finger up his or her ass and rubs it along someones mustache leaving a horrible smell

corey gave that kid a good dirty sanchez

by cma05wl November 26, 2009

Sancomb

1. An epic failure

2. a verb meaning to epic fail

Man i just sancombed that test. i got 14%

by anonymous 17423 February 24, 2009

dirty sanch-hole

the diareha and the poop it leaves behind, literally.

oh man theres not enough toilet paper to clean my dirty sanch-hole, these undies are gonna be ruined.

by yugoslavia24352 March 31, 2009

reverse dirty sanchez

Basically the revers dirty sanchez is the same as a regular dirty sanchez, the only difference being that the female enters the males anus with her fingers and wipes them accross his upper lip resuling in an authentic looking moustach.

"I went for the dirty sanchez on sandra last night but she countered and hit me with the reverse dirty sanchez"

by Billybobfulton July 16, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

1) When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, generally in a dog-like position (doggy style), the man, while laying the bone, proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into said womans anus. Upon the removal of the fingers, the man proceeds to whipe the fecal residue on the womans upper lip. The look of the woman is one of utter disgust, resulting in her looking like a dirty mexican named Sanchez. Hence, the name Dirty Sanchez
2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of shit.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.

1) Look at his moustache, what a fucking Dirty Sanchez!
2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez

by Mister Meat December 13, 2009

Sanchez

A common last name that is awesome

My friends last name is Sanchez and I think thats awesome!

by The Banana123987 July 18, 2017

Scabies Sanctuary

A piece of furniture or person that is infected with scabies.

“Dude, you gonna help me move up that couch we found out by the dumpster?”
“Nah, that looks like it’s a scabies sanctuary.”

Tara thought that sweet almost chair from the second hand store was a steal. Too bad for her, it was a scabies sanctuary.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008