Monkey Spam

The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem

Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!

by ecognition April 23, 2009

scam spam

1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time.

2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.

1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam.

2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.

by Astor G. November 26, 2007

JINsama spam

From the secret forum rulebook of JINsama:
A reply that adresses a post older than five days.

JINsama spam:

Veggey: Jinsama... Du er så utrolig... Vet ikke hva jeg kan skrive, det er flaut å lese postsa dine. Det kan jeg iallefall si!

JINsama: Bra forums spam

by Biffusgrammatikus July 9, 2011

intelligent spam

1) Spam that is actually worth reading, either for a good laugh or just for plain knowledge.

2) ko71991

1) Thanks to intelligent spam, I now know my ABCs!

2) Ko was posting again. Really, that guy's pure intelligent spam!

by Kid Buck July 24, 2008

spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.

1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

spam fritter

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.

Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.

by bimpy January 19, 2004

Pearl SPAM

To ejaculate onto a slab of SPAM and then feed to a stupid ass fan of the band Pearl Jam.

Here's your sandwich hippie.

by ya yo gakk April 25, 2004