spreadd

-Verb,
An action most commonly performed on a girl within the grounds of ButterBall's Spreadd Shedd. The term was coined by ButterBall and is locally famous in the "dirty-eight-thirty" of South Central Texas. Before engaging in rough, hateful, pussy pounding intercourse; ButterBall yells out to his next innocent female victim and says, "You wanted to play with Butter, now you're gonna get spreadd!"

BigDaddy - "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

ButterBall - "She came over to the Spreadd Shedd last night to get lit and split!! BUTTA SPREADD!!"

BigDaddy - "Damn, what did you do to that poor girl? She is so messed up she wrecked her jeep on the way out of the driveway!"

ButterBall - "That's because I gave her that good D son!"

by BigDaddyTC88 June 5, 2016

shready

The condition of being ready to shred on skis or a snowboard.

Skier 1: Are you shready?
Skier 2: Always.

by Rippin the Shit outta this! February 8, 2013

Management by Spreadsheet

An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.

The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.

The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.

Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.

by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.

Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

Woman spreading

Basically man spreading but when women take up entire seats with their bags

I was on the subway, but I had to stand cause this girl was woman spreading

by I don't really care January 15, 2017

Spreader Bar

A bondage device used to spread the legs at the ankles or thighs, usually for sexual or humiliation purposes.

Her master used a spreader bar to keep her legs open.

by ChiHonors October 6, 2008

Shreads

Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.

Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"

Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"

Dude: "Roflmao!"

by St0rmBreaker June 25, 2009