sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt August 29, 2016

Watermelon Sours

Any stoners first choice of candy.

Stoner 1: Aye, I’m gonna run to 7 Eleven, you want anything?
Stoner 2: Yeah could you nab me Watermelon Sours?
Stoner 1: Yeah I got you.

by DGlizzy May 25, 2024

Sour Patch Threesome

When you have three Sour Patch Kids left.

Person 1: SHIT A SOUR PATCH THREESOME!

by Rest In Bork March 23, 2017

Sour Cream

When the temptation of nutting raw in a tight one is made questionable by the appearance of the owner of said "tight one". But u still go for it with a slight cringe expression. Thus creating a "sour cream"

Did you see that ferrel chick Tom brought home yesterday? That would've been a sour cream

by Kowaibuns August 21, 2017

Sour cow

A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.

That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh

by #welderchick January 7, 2019

Sour Mash

When bourbon is made in a distillery and you can smell it from miles away

“Wow it really smells like sour mash outside”

by Leevro May 4, 2019

sour salty creme cookies

A word to describe a bad smelling room, this is used in place of a no no word that rhythms with Gas, ex. the room smells like *Gas* this word is used by Lucas, Katherine, home depot, and any other spiritual beings

"this room smells like sour salty creme cookies" says lucas. MR (im not goin g to write his last name so we will call him Mr creme cookies) said " lucas did you get any work done while I was away." lucas says " you really think I did work?" (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ and scene ♥

by Mr. HomeDepotTheThird November 18, 2019