Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

sober

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk

dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober

by baddiet April 11, 2019

Slobertin

A term meaning head typically used by retarded redneck teenagers

Will: Hey Charlie how was prom
Charlie: fuck off I got some slobertin

by Lotionaman69 May 8, 2019

Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.

“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”

by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019

Slóberto

A Mexican Slobert

Hóla Slóberto, mi perro

by Slobert69 June 3, 2019

Sober Stevenson

He is sumboi he is a top shagger dead trim can’t handle his drink

Is that sober Stevenson he has a dead trim

by Sober Steve August 11, 2019

Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.

A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!

by Analus Samus October 18, 2019