Slow Slow

South Georgia term for a very lengthy and highly enjoyable blowjob.

" we didn't go all the way but she did however give me some slow slow "

by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016

Slow G

When your cell phone connection drops to an unbelievable slow speed that dial up modem would be better.

Damn, my 4g just dropped fo Slow G.

by Pielz February 16, 2017

Slow Up

An alternate version of slow down. Typically used in a sentence to tell someone to slow down.

Friend: Driving 200 on the highway
Me: Woah, you're going too fast, slow up!

by DarkhandMasturbates May 11, 2021

Slow Torture Puke Chamber

Making good on her pact with Satan, Angela Aberdeen's tortured and vomit-soaked soul descends into Hell. But Satan is not finished with her yet - He has more suffering planned for his ravaged slave. Angela is sent back up to the surface to stalk and destroy yet another victim. Her return initiates the emergence of a new Angela who is steadily and painfully infected with the Devil's Curse. An appalling metamorphosis befalls the chosen young victim as she is racked by bulimia, and subjected to the dark, forbidden secrets of incest of abuse. Slowly, the two Angelas merge into one Perfect Child of Satan and descend to an eternity of suffering in Hell.
There's one scene where a man cuts a pregnant woman's stomach open, takes out to baby, spits on it, vomits on it, then puts it in a blender, blends it, then drinks it just to vomit AGAIN.

Bro, I watched Slow Torture Puke Chamber last night, my mind is messed up now.

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

Slow Your Row

To tell someone to settle down because they are getting ahead of themselves.

If 4 people were rowing a boat and the boat kept turning instead of going straight someone would yell out, "Slow Your Row!"

If someone was over-reacting their friend might say "Calm Yourself," or "Slow Your Row!"

by Munser November 15, 2010

slow burn

To patiently guide someone thru a series of events or questions over a period of time that will ultimately lead them to incriminate or embarrass themselves. Similar to what a lawyer or police officer does to get someone to confess. Can also be similar to a con but the goal is usually to humiliate the person, not take their money.

I know your wife's sister invited you over while your wife is out of town but I wouldn't go over there if I were you. She might be setting you up for the slow burn.

by TheAmster January 11, 2007

Slow murder

The act of either starving or torturing someone until they die. Typically used by terrorists, neo-Nazis, and Michael Schiavo. It is a practice used intentionally to make someone suffer for a long while instead of dying quickly and easily.

Terri Schiavo is currently experiencing slow murder down in Florida.

by NKU Student March 29, 2005