Slippery Scooter

When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube

Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.

by HarryOne January 14, 2008

electric scooter buffalo

A 400 lb lard ass too fat and lazy to walk that can be seen using the scooters at Walmart.

At Walmart, you can see an electric scooter buffalo in its natural habitat.

by Cicero of Brownbackistan February 12, 2015

Tootie scootie

Cute slang for the female genitalia.

I’m going to the spa today to get my tootie scootie waxed.

by Blondie9514 August 4, 2018

lime scoot

A collective term used when a group of lads congregate together in public. Typically they have quite savage personalities.

Yo, check out dem lime scoots over there!!

by Savage Salty Boi November 13, 2018

Dick Scoot

A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.

I can't believe Kendall bought a dick scoot for 20 dollars!

by Mr.SidVicious November 26, 2018

Roll And Shoot

The ultimate strategy to everything in life.
A phrase coined by rednecks.

Guy 1: Man, life's been getting me down lately...
Guy 2: Just Roll and shoot buddy, just roll and shoot...

by WarMachine8288 May 10, 2010

pester of scooters

What do you call a group of 3 or more idiots riding scooters? A pester. A pester of scooters.

That pester of scooters is taking up an entire lane of traffic! God damn pester!

by observerplus June 2, 2019