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cooter slayer

a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.

ladies man, pimp
Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!
by Big OJ March 26, 2009
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new slaver

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
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Subzilla Slayer

Anyone who stands up to a Subzilla and succeeds at butt blocking her. Can be a male or female. Can be the target of the Subzilla or a bystander watching the whole thing.
Example #1

Subzilla: Move your bag to your lap so I can sit down.
Subzillla Slayer: My bag is 4 inches wide. Even if I moved it, you wouldn't fit.
Subzilla: Bitch, I said move your bag!
Subzilla Slayer: BITCH, this bag isn't moving until someone else leaves and opens up more room to accommodate your huge ass. If you don't like it then leave and wait for the next train!
*Subzilla leaves huffing and puffing*

Example #2
Subzilla to her Skinny Victim: Move over so I can sit down.
Subzilla Skinny Victim: There is no room to move.
Subzilla: Bitch, I am going to sit down, I don't care if it's on your lap!
Subzilla Slayer bystander: Bitch, you heard what she said. There is no room! Back your huge ass off and wait for someone to leave.
Subzilla: I wasn't talking to you.
Subzilla Slayer bystander: Well, I am talking to you! What, did you fail geometry? Your ass don't fit!!
*Subzilla leaves huffing and puffing.*
by nycdweller December 1, 2013
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Toronto Slammer

The act of violently striking the male genitals repeatedly with a mallet or similar implement until climax occurs.
That's the last time I straddle a tree stump while getting a Toronto Slammer; I've been picking splinters out of my sack for a week.
by Dr Ironmind November 2, 2014
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Atlanta Slammer

Putting human or dog shit in a tube sock & using it to repeatedly beat someone's face
How'd you get that black eye? Oh man, my girlfriend gave me an Atlanta Slammer!
by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016
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Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.
Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.
by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016
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pener slayer

when a girl gets a lot of penis
wow that girl is such a pener slayer
by jhaosfsfemyan December 6, 2016
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