shirteo

the word t-shirt and shirt put into one word. and -eo just because it makes the word sound cool.

That shirteo is koolee, dude!

by Von Dog July 21, 2008

shitecdote

When someone tells a terribly bad story. A less interesting and unworthy form of anecdote. Typically garners the response of "? Is that it?"

No. That wasn't a story. That was a shitecdote.

by michaelisgay April 22, 2009

Shitebats

Slang for getting wasted.

Here man, i'm fuckin shitebats!

by youwerethere August 27, 2009

Shite Rom

A small fairly inept detective agency based in the north east of England

Someone stolen your sandwiches? Quick, call James from Shite Rom - he's a super sleuth

by Schtinky and Amanda November 17, 2009

shitedom

a realm that exists within every activity where the perp is no good

pinkney - 'weve been playin this footy match for 15 mins and no one has scored yet'

bellis - 'aye'

nathan - 'ya both belong in shitedom, yer crap at fifa'

gav - 'hahahahahahahaha'

by slipperyjoe December 15, 2009

shitegrity

The act of telling the truth about the number of shits someone takes.

Bob claims he had to take another dump, but I seriously question his shitegrity.

by TheFormerMayor December 1, 2010

shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.

Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!

by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011