Cursed Shrimp 

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

Cursed Shrimp by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

jimbo shrimp 

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

jimbo shrimp by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 18, 2019

Jungle Shrimp

Jungle Shrimp is another name for an extremely hairy penis.

I tried to give Johnny a blowie but he pulled down his pants and he had a total jungle shrimp. The hair was longer than the peen.

Jungle Shrimp by Rod Mexico April 6, 2020

Press Shrimp 

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.

Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!

Press Shrimp by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021

muddy popcorn shrimp 

when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.

"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"

muddy popcorn shrimp by totalbastardguy March 4, 2010

jumbo panty shrimp 

An extremely large clitoris, that extends past the labia by at least 3".

Many people thought Wanda was a tranny, but in reality, she just had a jumbo panty shrimp.

jumbo panty shrimp by bob stalkerman December 2, 2013

Pound the shrimp 

To choke the chicken, especially when modestly endowed.

Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.

Pound the shrimp by VinceV September 30, 2015