Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 08, 2017

Balled Short

the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.

The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles

by Nutlee January 05, 2011

Short circuit

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.

Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.

by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022

Short Roped

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.

"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!

by beebob40 November 11, 2009

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 03, 2014

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 27, 2019

Short Chinned

Lack of jawline, sunken facial expression, normally occurs in the heavy lidded ,thin lipped population. Also occurs in heavy lobbed ,space eyed persons. Inbreeding at it's finest.

Look at him ,he's short chinned like a motherfucker. Must be from Hamilton

by Marie Douglas October 19, 2019