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Schmuck

A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.
Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."
by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013
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schmuck

a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect
Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.
by Le Schmuck December 28, 2005
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Shmucky

Unlike the term Shmuck, shmucky is a term of endearment derived from the Jewish word Shmuck meaning a foolish person.

Plural: Shmuckys
Kyle: “Ich bin du!” (I am here in Yiddish”)
Camila: “I missed you shmucky!”
Kyle: “same! You look great shmucky”
by Ziggythebeta January 27, 2018
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Shmūckers

Shmūckers is a new wave word referring to a woman's backside. Pays homage to women with a curvaceous rear end.
Oh jam.. bruh.... She got Shmūckers back there on the shelf.
by Lucid∞Simulation January 27, 2020
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shmucknud

An exclamitory phrase. A word to use in lieu of a swear word, when one is unable to curse...ie at work.
Ohh Shmucknud, I really stepped in it this time.
by Wanda Gray April 6, 2021
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Shmucktard

A hybrid of the word retard and shmuck, commonly used to describe sus peeps who need help mentally, this may include Karen's, Americans and year 7s
Jeez he is such a shmucktard
by shmucky joshuar June 3, 2021
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Shmuckputz

A smuckputz is a worthless human being that is foolish at the same time, but has an ego ignorant to the fact that they are not valued by others.
So this guy gets hit in the head with a sledgehammer because he was a shmuckputz, wronged someone and didn't know he had it coming. I guess that's more than joshing someone.
by Merushka September 15, 2021
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