A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
by QuacksO March 27, 2019

shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
by michael foolsley May 24, 2011

To masturbate.
"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011
by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

by JayMoneySpamsL2 May 26, 2020

after calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and "prostitute" and asking for sex video to be posted online. Rush Limbaugh claims he acted like a Democrat, that's what a blame shifting reprobate would do
by chicagotom4099 December 14, 2012

by Vincent Bradley "V8" March 17, 2009

Plankton: “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME KRABS, NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HIYAH!”
Mr. Krabs: *Grabs the Krabby Patty that Plankton was using to escape with*
Plankton: “I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.”
Mr. Krabs: *Grabs the Krabby Patty that Plankton was using to escape with*
Plankton: “I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.”
by NepgearAfficionado May 6, 2022
