A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
by QuacksO March 27, 2019

shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
by michael foolsley May 24, 2011

by JayMoneySpamsL2 May 26, 2020

To masturbate.
"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011
by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

after calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and "prostitute" and asking for sex video to be posted online. Rush Limbaugh claims he acted like a Democrat, that's what a blame shifting reprobate would do
by chicagotom4099 December 14, 2012

by Vincent Bradley "V8" March 17, 2009

Plankton: “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME KRABS, NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HIYAH!”
Mr. Krabs: *Grabs the Krabby Patty that Plankton was using to escape with*
Plankton: “I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.”
Mr. Krabs: *Grabs the Krabby Patty that Plankton was using to escape with*
Plankton: “I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.”
by NepgearAfficionado May 6, 2022
