Shample

When you gallup with a stapler be careful to not staple yourself.

Don’t staple your self while shampleing away Tom.

by SF2270 January 25, 2019

Sempathy

A combination of Empathy and Sympathy to express both layers of compassion

"I'm sempathetic to your boss being utterly incompetent. You have my sempathy!"

by Veltion March 15, 2019

Shampoo

A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower

B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.

“Man fuck it, I’ll use shampoo.”

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019

Shamp

A low quality person, with little to no knowledge.

Yooooo, Nick Noblit is a Shamp

by Glock book srry either July 18, 2019

shampooh

Da "generic knockoff" dollar-store brand of kiddie scalp-wash available at a much-cheaper price than da "genuine article" dat comes in an Edward-Bear-shaped bottle.

I have always raised my children to ignore fancy-schmancy advertising and packaging, so they don't mind using just "bargain-basement" soap and shampooh for their bathing needs.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

shampoo horn

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

by poopooass September 15, 2019

sempoo

only someone who is worthy can earn the title of “Sempoo”

i love my sempoo

by poopystonk90 October 24, 2019