To Shat

To unknowingly, unbeknownst to you, shat yourself in someone else's shower because you are that wasted.

To shat, or not to shat. That is the question.

My baby daddy cannot know I shat in a random person's shower.

That bitch shat in my shower.

by Baby Daddy Garcia January 14, 2010

Snap shat

A snap chat sent while shitting.

Shaun sends a snap shat to Lindsey every day. She thinks he's gross.

by MiLiTiA February 10, 2014

shat your pants

1. to fuck up
2. do something embarrassing
3. or fail to act.

1.
You tried to fix my computer, but instead shat your pants.
3.
-why isn't sam here yet?
-i dunno, he's shitting his pants.

by protestant revolution of 1472 January 3, 2006

fo' sharzzle my narzzle

A four word phrase that I often when I want to look like a black retard.

"Fo' sharzzle my narzzle!"
"What a retard."

by Grawwwr. May 1, 2006

shat

past tense of "shit"

after i had but sex with your mom, she shat all over herself

by spazonharris March 6, 2003

Shat

A much cooler word for shit.

The dog shatted in the tub. Ewwwwww!
or
shat I cant find my cellular!!

by Shawna and Shannon December 28, 2005

Shat

The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.

"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003