semen vacuum

code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.

Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.

by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014

Selective Communism

The act of propagating an agenda within a public facility such as a school, of a specific spiritual/religious book, or other aspects of it such as a bible, while staff would ignore sonething like The Koran, or even The Book Of The Law, and The Satanic Bible. This could also go for a Parochial school within Christendom, that would ban specifically forbid one having a Koran, maybe even more so than a Gnostic Book or bible.

Biology Instructor: Hey, Alison, I will need to confiscate your Bible. Alison: What.. why, I have all my work done, and another student has a mini Koran? Biology Instructor: It's against the Code of Conduct now, and it's a war waging book. Alison: Now that is Selective Communism!

by Jay Leo April 25, 2015

Seleca

A boss ass bitch that dont play these little kid games. Shes flawless asf and shes a nice, loving person. She can beat bitches ass real quick. If you annoy her she will pop on yoo ass so you better watch out lol. She protects her friends if a bitch messes with them then they are dead. Do you want a friend like seleca

Girls: your friend is ugly as fuck
Seleca: bitch shut the fuck up you crusty ugly ass bitch *punching her in the face*

by Jayln Martinez August 21, 2016

Selective Intelligence

Disinterest or extreme infatuation with any given subject dependent on a lot of social and non-social paradigms and factors.

Selective Intelligence for example myself: "Making friends from lies was never a past time I was fond of however I could talk all day about the many potential avenues that any given "choice" could lead to."

by PlantManchine July 30, 2018

selective sight

when you choose to see what you wanna see

“Yo she counted those basketballs wrong” “Maybe she has selective sight”

by dustyrobot January 10, 2020

weaponized semen

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.

Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.

by P-Money315 March 21, 2010

Femboy-Semen

the white creamy milk that comes out of a femboy's dick when they feel enough pleasure

I LOVE FEMBOY-SEMEN IN MY MOUTH!

by mooki101 February 4, 2023