Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

SeaR

A pig faced monkey who has no luck with women.

by TidusUK June 5, 2003

Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.

Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*

by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014

sears grand

A combination of K-Mart and Sears. Relatively shitty with multiple creeps and weirdos in residence. "Grand" is false advertising, nothing a Sears Grand is... "grand"

Daddy you broke my iPod!

Sears Grand 4 lyfe!

by berad52 April 2, 2008

Search Party

During a circle jerk someone turns off the lights and everyone then attempts to find and jerk off another dick in the darkness.

It was only 10 minutes into the circle jerk before Ron decided to turn off the lights and form a search party.

by Master.Implosion August 27, 2018

for sear

Slang for the word seriously as an agreement to anoter's statement. Used mostly by the indie/emo/skater stereotype.

guy #1: Oh my, that concert was awesome.
guy #2: For sear.

by this is my name January 24, 2007

sears

A unit of measurement equal to the height of the Sears tower. Can be used to define both vertical and horizontal distances.

It is approximately 350 sears from vegas to San Diego if you travel by RV.

by Mark Markham January 26, 2005