by HACKTHE1337MASTER July 3, 2005
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It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."
Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.
Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.
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It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."
Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.
Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.
Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.
Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.
Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
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girl 1: ohhh damn look at that guy! what tf he's so hottttttt!!!!
girl 2: *drools* must be from scotch college, just look at that ass!!!
random girl: he's a year 7! EWWWWW
*girls run away and cry and pray away their sins*
girl 2: *drools* must be from scotch college, just look at that ass!!!
random girl: he's a year 7! EWWWWW
*girls run away and cry and pray away their sins*
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