Spock Shock

In Star Trek lore the Vulcan hand greeting that equates to human handshaking used in a sexual manner for two in the stink and two in the pink. A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. A more aggressive form of the Shocker

Dude that shit was so gnarly I had to go Spock Shock on that...To wit I announced "Live Long and Shocker" because the needs of the pink do not outweigh the needs of the stink! The crevasse of my hand bridged the Neutral Zone from Heranus to Fluidic Space. Once again the Vulcans are ambassadors of peace!

by calcactus June 20, 2013

Roman shock punch

The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.

"I gave my husband a roman shock punch last night" " wtf is that why your in prison

by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014

Schrodinger's Cock

When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.

The person i met in a chat room the other day has a serious case of Schrodinger's Cock

by thundercant November 27, 2014

Schrodinger's Cock

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.

Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.

by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017

soule shocker

4 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink, first heard in Soule Hall, a boys dorm at Phillips Exeter Academy in NH

This boy tried to give me a soule shocker...those sketchy soule boys.

by blah March 21, 2005

shocked

The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.

Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!

by MarkCox April 22, 2003

the shocker

are we all forgetting this one?

2 in the beef & 1 underneath

give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.

by philbad May 14, 2005